Fat Vampire (Paperback)

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Fat Vampire (Paperback)


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Death Has a Brand New Appetite...

When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two-thousand-year-old vampire.

And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's further bad luck that he wakes to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever created ... doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.

But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire (too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey, and left for undead), he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have ... and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race.

Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife's lemons into tasty lemon danishes.

Fat Vampire is a fresh twist on the tired old undead myth by Johnny B. Truant, author of many best-selling series, including Invasion, The Beam, Unicorn Western, The Dream Engine, Robot Proletariat and more.

Product Details ISBN: 9781629551319
ISBN-10: 1629551317
Publisher: Sterling and Stone
Publication Date: January 31st, 2023
Pages: 166
Language: English